Working the information booth at the Las Vegas Convention Center, giving directions to, and drawing them out on a map for two young ladies to a seminar — a blonde and a brunette.

I say: ” So you go down to the end of this hall, go through the doors at the end, and go to the second aisle of booths inside the show floor. Turn right and you will walk right into the seminar room.

Blonde says: “How will I know when I get to the second aisle?”

The brunette and I exchanged looks, then the brunette said, “Uhh. . .just follow me…I’m sure we’ll find it.”