Overheard on The Strip (Las Vegas)
Words of Wisdom from the Adult Capital of the World
For those of you who love Las Vegas, the VEGAS VIDEO NETWORK, which is an online broadcasting network that specializes in insider news and expert views about Las Vegas, has recently been launched. Check out the Vegas Video Network website today. It’s pretty cool!
In the garage elevator at Treasure Island, a boy asked his mother, “Can someone die from a stomach ache?”
(Why DO people bring their kids to Las Vegas, anyway?!)
Working the information booth at the Las Vegas Convention Center, giving directions to, and drawing them out on a map for two young ladies to a seminar — a blonde and a brunette.
I say: ” So you go down to the end of this hall, go through the doors at the end, and go to the second aisle of booths inside the show floor. Turn right and you will walk right into the seminar room.
Blonde says: “How will I know when I get to the second aisle?”
The brunette and I exchanged looks, then the brunette said, “Uhh. . .just follow me…I’m sure we’ll find it.”
So I’m sitting by the payphone waiting for my lady friends to come out of the restrooms when this guy come stumbling pass,
I say, “Womens”
He said, ” Whatever bro and continued into the womens bathroom, (walking right by the womens sign)”
I then yelled, “WOMENS”
He came running out saying, ” Oh that’s what you meant, i thought you were calling me a chick.”
VIDEO BELOW:
Las Vegas Metro Officer: “I think we got two ladies over here. I see one of them squatting down and I think she’s. . .uh. . .relieving herself. . .that’s exactly what she’s doing. Right here on Las Vegas boulevard, she’s got her pants down.”
