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	<title>Overheard on The Strip (Las Vegas)</title>
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		<title>New Las Vegas Video Network Online</title>
		<description><![CDATA[Las Vegas Video For those of you who love Las Vegas, the VEGAS VIDEO NETWORK, which is an online broadcasting network that specializes in insider news and expert views about Las Vegas, has recently been launched. Check out the Vegas Video Network website today. It&#8217;s pretty cool!]]></description>
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		<title>Stomach Pains</title>
		<description><![CDATA[In the garage elevator at Treasure Island, a boy asked his mother, &#8220;Can someone die from a stomach ache?&#8221; (Why DO people bring their kids to Las Vegas, anyway?!)]]></description>
		<link>http://www.overheardonthestrip.com/595/stomach-pains/</link>
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		<title>Can You Count to Two?</title>
		<description><![CDATA[Working the information booth at the Las Vegas Convention Center, giving directions to, and drawing them out on a map for two young ladies to a seminar &#8212; a blonde and a brunette. I say: &#8221; So you go down to the end of this hall, go through the doors at the end, and go... <a href="http://www.overheardonthestrip.com/591/can-you-count-to-two/"> [Continue Reading]</a>]]></description>
		<link>http://www.overheardonthestrip.com/591/can-you-count-to-two/</link>
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		<title>Man in the Woman&#8217;s Room</title>
		<description><![CDATA[So I&#8217;m sitting by the payphone waiting for my lady friends to come out of the restrooms when this guy come stumbling pass, I say, &#8220;Womens&#8221; He said, &#8221; Whatever bro and continued into the womens bathroom, (walking right by the womens sign)&#8221; I then yelled, &#8220;WOMENS&#8221; He came running out saying, &#8221; Oh that&#8217;s... <a href="http://www.overheardonthestrip.com/586/man-in-the-womens/"> [Continue Reading]</a>]]></description>
		<link>http://www.overheardonthestrip.com/586/man-in-the-womens/</link>
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		<title>A Different Type of Squatter</title>
		<description><![CDATA[VIDEO BELOW: Las Vegas Metro Officer: &#8220;I think we got two ladies over here. I see one of them squatting down and I think she&#8217;s. . .uh. . .relieving herself. . .that&#8217;s exactly what she&#8217;s doing. Right here on Las Vegas boulevard, she&#8217;s got her pants down.&#8221;]]></description>
		<link>http://www.overheardonthestrip.com/570/a-different-type-of-squatter/</link>
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		<title>Blame it on The Haircut</title>
		<description><![CDATA[VIDEO BELOW: This was shot during Britney&#8217;s recent trip to Las Vegas. I think this may put the Britney lip-sync controversy to an end.  Please, for the love of God, LET HER LIP SYNC!]]></description>
		<link>http://www.overheardonthestrip.com/566/blame-it-on-the-haircut/</link>
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		<title>Keeping It In The Family</title>
		<description><![CDATA[While walking past a woman talking to another friend: &#8220;I can&#8217;t marry a guy who wants to have sex with his sister!&#8221;]]></description>
		<link>http://www.overheardonthestrip.com/563/keeping-it-in-the-family/</link>
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		<title>That Winning Spirit?</title>
		<description><![CDATA[One guy saying to another as they exit the Men&#8217;s room: &#8220;Well, let&#8217;s go see how much I can loose.&#8221;]]></description>
		<link>http://www.overheardonthestrip.com/561/that-winning-spirit/</link>
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		<title>Computer Geek Shout Out</title>
		<description><![CDATA[Throughout our walks from one block to another we have been bombarded by people trying to hand out little flyers advertising escorts for hire. I never knew people did this. Again, this is my first time on the strip. I knew this city was called the “City of Sin” but I really didn’t think it... <a href="http://www.overheardonthestrip.com/556/computer-geek-shout-out/"> [Continue Reading]</a>]]></description>
		<link>http://www.overheardonthestrip.com/556/computer-geek-shout-out/</link>
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		<title>Half is Better Than None?</title>
		<description><![CDATA[Hanging out at O&#8217;Sheas for Uno De Mayo. As I was walking by a guy talking to another guy and a girl I heard: &#8220;. . .then I passed out. I had half a hard-on.&#8221; Ouch.]]></description>
		<link>http://www.overheardonthestrip.com/549/half-is-better-than-none/</link>
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		<title>I’d Give it a 7.5</title>
		<description><![CDATA[VIDEO BELOW: Random Drunk Guy: &#8220;Do you wanna see me dive in this freezing water?&#8221; Unsuspecting Dudes: &#8220;No&#8221; [Splash] Unsuspecting Dues: &#8220;Is he ok?&#8221;]]></description>
		<link>http://www.overheardonthestrip.com/542/id-give-it-a-7-5/</link>
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		<title>Good Thing She Wasn’t Driving</title>
		<description><![CDATA[VIDEO BELOW: &#8220;She is walking right down the strip. . .at 4AM. . .in traffic.&#8221;]]></description>
		<link>http://www.overheardonthestrip.com/539/good-thing-she-wasnt-driving/</link>
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		<title>Shopping Ain’t So Bad</title>
		<description><![CDATA[Two husbands sitting on a bench in Ceasars Forum: &#8220;I love being able to get drunk while my wife shops. Makes all this shopping BS tolerable.  All malls should serve Jack and Coke!&#8221;]]></description>
		<link>http://www.overheardonthestrip.com/499/shopping-aint-so-bad/</link>
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		<title>Must Have Lost at the Tables</title>
		<description><![CDATA[In the bathroom at the Mirage, near the LOVE Theater (and clearly unaffected by the overall message of the Cirque show): &#8220;Dude, let&#8217;s go back to the table and kick that guys ass.&#8221;]]></description>
		<link>http://www.overheardonthestrip.com/479/must-have-lost/</link>
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		<title>Thanks, Mom</title>
		<description><![CDATA[Overheard on the tram that goes from Treasure Island to Mirage. Mom:  &#8220;You don&#8217;t want to look unstable.&#8221; Daughter:  &#8220;No, you make me look unstable because you&#8217;re a fuckin&#8217; stalker.&#8221;]]></description>
		<link>http://www.overheardonthestrip.com/475/thanks-mom/</link>
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		<title>Mom’s Focus</title>
		<description><![CDATA[Two blonde European model chicks pass by: Guy to mom:  &#8220;Did you see the girl to the right? Her neck is long, she looks like a giraffe&#8221; Mom:  &#8220;Oh, I didn&#8217;t notice her face I was looking at her tits.&#8221; Me: [shudder]]]></description>
		<link>http://www.overheardonthestrip.com/517/moms-focus/</link>
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		<title>What’s the Point?</title>
		<description><![CDATA[Girl to her sister (I think): &#8220;I mean what&#8217;s the point of living if you&#8217;re gonna be a vegetable, you know? And why do they call them vegetables, why not fruits?&#8230;.no, never mind that would be gay.&#8221;]]></description>
		<link>http://www.overheardonthestrip.com/514/whats-the-point/</link>
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