While walking past a woman talking to another friend:
“I can’t marry a guy who wants to have sex with his sister!”
Thanks, Mom
Overheard on the tram that goes from Treasure Island to Mirage.
Mom: “You don’t want to look unstable.”
Daughter: “No, you make me look unstable because you’re a fuckin’ stalker.”
Mom’s Focus
Two blonde European model chicks pass by:
Guy to mom: “Did you see the girl to the right? Her neck is long, she looks like a giraffe”
Mom: “Oh, I didn’t notice her face I was looking at her tits.”
Me: [shudder]
