Stomach Pains

In the garage elevator at Treasure Island, a boy asked his mother, “Can someone die from a stomach ache?”

(Why DO people bring their kids to Las Vegas, anyway?!)

Blame it on The Haircut

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This was shot during Britney’s recent trip to Las Vegas. I think this may put the Britney lip-sync controversy to an end.  Please, for the love of God, LET HER LIP SYNC!

Keeping It In The Family

While walking past a woman talking to another friend:

“I can’t marry a guy who wants to have sex with his sister!”

Computer Geek Shout Out

Throughout our walks from one block to another we have been bombarded by people trying to hand out little flyers advertising escorts for hire. I never knew people did this. Again, this is my first time on the strip. I knew this city was called the “City of Sin” but I really didn’t think it was this much in your face.

While on our way from one CES appointment to a late lunch at the Hard Rock Cafe, one of the hired female promoters that was standing within the gaunlet of other promoters yelled out this quote of the day, or maybe the quote of the event.

“Just because you sit behind computers don’t make you no bettah!”

Shopping Ain’t So Bad

Two husbands sitting on a bench in Ceasars Forum:

“I love being able to get drunk while my wife shops. Makes all this shopping BS tolerable.  All malls should serve Jack and Coke!”