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Can You Count to Two?

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Working the information booth at the Las Vegas Convention Center, giving directions to, and drawing them out on a map for two young ladies to a seminar — a blonde and a brunette.

I say: ” So you go down to the end of this hall, go through the doors at the end, and go to the second aisle of booths inside the show floor. Turn right and you will walk right into the seminar room.

Blonde says: “How will I know when I get to the second aisle?”

The brunette and I exchanged looks, then the brunette said, “Uhh. . .just follow me…I’m sure we’ll find it.”

Filed Under: Dumb Ass Location(s): Convention Center
— Submitted by Anonymous
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Man in the Woman’s Room

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So I’m sitting by the payphone waiting for my lady friends to come out of the restrooms when this guy come stumbling pass,

I say, “Womens”

He said, ” Whatever bro and continued into the womens bathroom, (walking right by the womens sign)”

I then yelled, “WOMENS”

He came running out saying, ” Oh that’s what you meant, i thought you were calling me a chick.”

Filed Under: Dumb Ass Location(s): Flamingo
— Submitted by Chris
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That Winning Spirit?

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One guy saying to another as they exit the Men’s room:

“Well, let’s go see how much I can loose.”

Filed Under: Dumb Ass Location(s): Orleans
— Submitted by Ira
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What’s the Point?

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Girl to her sister (I think):

“I mean what’s the point of living if you’re gonna be a vegetable, you know? And why do they call them vegetables, why not fruits?….no, never mind that would be gay.”

Filed Under: Dumb Ass Location(s): Town Square
— Submitted by Julie
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