Overheard on The Strip (Las Vegas)
Words of Wisdom from the Adult Capital of the World
VIDEO BELOW:
Las Vegas Metro Officer: “I think we got two ladies over here. I see one of them squatting down and I think she’s. . .uh. . .relieving herself. . .that’s exactly what she’s doing. Right here on Las Vegas boulevard, she’s got her pants down.”
Hanging out at O’Sheas for Uno De Mayo. As I was walking by a guy talking to another guy and a girl I heard:
“. . .then I passed out. I had half a hard-on.”
Ouch.
VIDEO BELOW:
Random Drunk Guy: “Do you wanna see me dive in this freezing water?”
Unsuspecting Dudes: “No”
[Splash]
Unsuspecting Dues: “Is he ok?”
VIDEO BELOW:
“She is walking right down the strip. . .at 4AM. . .in traffic.”
Overheard on the tram that goes from Treasure Island to Mirage.
Mom: “You don’t want to look unstable.”
Daughter: “No, you make me look unstable because you’re a fuckin’ stalker.”
